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10.06.2025 09:41

Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Loons and Moons
What are some cute stories with your crush?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News
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No go.
Minds and Behinds
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Increased Toxicity Risk Identified For Children With ADHD, Autism - ScienceAlert
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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