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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Loons and Moons

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Still no good.

New Zealand Parliament votes for record suspensions of 3 lawmakers who performed Māori haka - AP News

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mom Spotted a Growing Bump Near 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Eye. Then Came the Phone Call that Changed Their Lives (Exclusive) - AOL.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Increased Toxicity Risk Identified For Children With ADHD, Autism - ScienceAlert

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

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